I Heart Huckabees quotes

View Quote How am I not myself? [repeated]

View Quote How come we only ask ourselves the really big questions when something bad happens?

View Quote Huckabees cornucopia of stuff we all want. But what happened to the gazelles? Were they squashed under the CD department?

View Quote I'm in my tree talking to the Dixie Chicks and they're making me feel better.

View Quote If this world is temporary, identity is an illusion, then everything is meaningless and it doesn't matter if you use petroleum, and thats got me very confused*

View Quote Mother****ing **** mother****ing shit ****er what am I doing? What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. I'm doing the best that I can. I know that's all I can ask of myself. Is that good enough? Is my work doing any good? Is anybody paying attention? Is it hopeless to try and change things? The African guy is a sign, right? Because if he isn't, than nothing in this world makes any sense to me. I'm ****ed! Maybe I should quit. Don't quit! Maybe I should just ****ing quit. Don't ****ing quit! I don't know what the **** I'm supposed to ****ing do anymore! ****er! **** shit!

View Quote Mrs. Silver: God, what are you, a bitch? You're a bitch! How many kids do you have, bitch?

View Quote No time for infinity? Gotta piece together a theory?

View Quote Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need.

View Quote Say this blanket represents all the matter and energy in the universe, okay? This is me, this is you, And over here, this is the Eiffel Tower, right, it's Paris!

View Quote Shania cares!

View Quote Shania Twain: I eat Tofu Tuna, Brad!

View Quote There is no such thing as you or me,

View Quote There's no such thing as nothing. There is no remainder in the mathematics of Infinity.

View Quote Vivian Jaffe: Come, join us for mancala hour. Arriba!