Ah, here he comes!
Oh, boy.
The man-poet who banged France's dark lady of philosophy. The parking lot crusader of truth... who turned his back on his other like a cold-blooded gangsta.
Albert Markovski
Jason Schwartzman · 20 quotes
Tommy Corn
Mark Wahlberg · 17 quotes
Brad Stand
Jude Law · 11 quotes
Bernard Jaffe
Dustin Hoffman · 10 quotes
Dawn Campbell
Naomi Watts · 9 quotes
Mr. Hooten
Jean Smart · 5 quotes
Mrs. Hooten
Jean Smart · 5 quotes
Vivian Jaffe
Lily Tomlin · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Tommy Corn & Albert Markovski (6), Albert Markovski & Vivian Jaffe (4), Tommy Corn & Mrs. Hooten (4)
I Heart Huckabees quotes
Page 2 of 4What are you doing tomorrow?
I was thinking about chaining myself to a bulldozer. Do you want to come?
What time?
Mmm... one, one-thirty.
Sounds good. Should I bring my own chains?
We always do.
Yeah, and if I weren't pro bono, I'd want MY money back!
Have you ever transcended space and time?
Yes. No. Uh...time, not space. No, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Why don't you just tell me what your situation is?
Look, I'm not really sure I know exactly what you guys do around here, all right?
Well, we'll investigate and solve your case.
How?
If you sign a contract we'll follow you.
You'll spy?
Yes.
On me?
Yes.
Will you be spying on me in the bathroom?
Yes.
In the bathroom?
Yes.
Why?
There's nothing too small. You know when police find the slightest piece of DNA and build a case on it? If we might see you floss or masturbate that could be the key to your entire reality.
You live all the time with things you can't see. You can't see electricity, can you? You can't see radio waves, but you accept them.
Trust.
just trust!
You better stay away from Caterine, Albert, 'cause she's gonna lead you down the path of darkness.
She was our prize graduate student until she went astray.
No, I think that I am going to stay with her, and the cracks and the pain and the nothingness, because THAT's more real to me, THAT's what I feel.
Word.
Okay, we're not sweatin' it.
No, we're gonna work with Brad.
It'll all come back to you and interconnection.
Brad? Are you kidding me? I'm gonna work on that prick and it's all gonna come to pain and no connection!
No.
It's on.
[about the body bag exercise]
I can't go back in there. It's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a machete!
[emotionless]
These are the best tops around. Last time, last year - not so good. [suddenly fervent] But now, this is the truth!
Aaah, here he comes! The man poet who banged France's Dark Lady of Philosophy! The parking lot crusader of truth who turned his back on his Other like a cold-blooded gangsta.
Caterine Vauban: It is inevitable to be drawn back into human drama.
Caterine Vauban: It's painful enough to feel sad, but on top of it... to feel embarrassed for feeling, that's the killer!
Did you see that? Shania knew who I was.
Do I benefit from getting some great P.R. For Huckabees when we need it? Absolutely. But do I care about saving the open spaces?
Do you love me? Even in my bonnet?