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Manny: Nobody... move... a muscle!
[pause]
Molehog: [running] AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Sid: Shh, No, No, No, don’t cry. [Momma T-Rex turn to see Sid] [singing] We are poor little lambs. We lost that way. Bah, bah, BAAAH!
[pause]
Molehog: [running] AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Sid: Shh, No, No, No, don’t cry. [Momma T-Rex turn to see Sid] [singing] We are poor little lambs. We lost that way. Bah, bah, BAAAH!
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Sid: Incoming!
Manny: It’s Sid.
[Upon seeing Peaches for the first time]
Sid: [gasps] It's a boy!
Diego: That's her tail.
Sid: It's a girl!
Manny: It’s Sid.
[Upon seeing Peaches for the first time]
Sid: [gasps] It's a boy!
Diego: That's her tail.
Sid: It's a girl!
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(Buck is talking to himself using three skull puppets)'
First Skull Puppet: "They'll never survive! It's dangerous by day!"
Second Puppet: "But it's even worse at night!"
First Puppet: "Plus, their guide is a lunatic!"
Buck: What?!
Second Puppet: "You mean Buck? Oh, he's wacko!"
Buck: I am not!
First Puppet: "Totally bonkers!"
Third Puppet: "And his feet smell!"
Buck: Shut up!
Foot Puppet: "You shut up!"
Buck: Oh, you little-- (he begins to wrestle with the foot puppet)
Manny: (uncomfortably) He's strangling his own foot. Shouldn't we get moving? (Buck and the foot puppet stop wrestling)
Foot Puppet: "What? And give Rudy a midnight snack? Not likely."
Buck: The skull's right. Take a load off, mammals. We'll camp here. Now who's hungry?
Foot Puppet: "I am."
Buck: You don't need the calories!
First Skull Puppet: "They'll never survive! It's dangerous by day!"
Second Puppet: "But it's even worse at night!"
First Puppet: "Plus, their guide is a lunatic!"
Buck: What?!
Second Puppet: "You mean Buck? Oh, he's wacko!"
Buck: I am not!
First Puppet: "Totally bonkers!"
Third Puppet: "And his feet smell!"
Buck: Shut up!
Foot Puppet: "You shut up!"
Buck: Oh, you little-- (he begins to wrestle with the foot puppet)
Manny: (uncomfortably) He's strangling his own foot. Shouldn't we get moving? (Buck and the foot puppet stop wrestling)
Foot Puppet: "What? And give Rudy a midnight snack? Not likely."
Buck: The skull's right. Take a load off, mammals. We'll camp here. Now who's hungry?
Foot Puppet: "I am."
Buck: You don't need the calories!
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[Diego is celebrating having caught the dinosaur]
Diego: Whoo! My paws are burnin', baby. They are burnin'! I gotta tiptoe! Tippytoe, tippytoe, tip--
Ellie: Excuse me, Twinkletoes? Giving birth here!
Diego: Sorry. You okay?
Ellie: Am I okay? Do you know anything about childbirth?
Diego: No, not really, but Manny's coming. [hopefully...]
Ellie: [screams] Diego I’m scared. Can I hold your paws.
Diego: Whoo! My paws are burnin', baby. They are burnin'! I gotta tiptoe! Tippytoe, tippytoe, tip--
Ellie: Excuse me, Twinkletoes? Giving birth here!
Diego: Sorry. You okay?
Ellie: Am I okay? Do you know anything about childbirth?
Diego: No, not really, but Manny's coming. [hopefully...]
Ellie: [screams] Diego I’m scared. Can I hold your paws.
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[the ribcage tram gets stuck midway down the chasm, forcing Manny, Diego, Crash, and Eddie to hold their breath]
Eddie: [couldn't hold his breath any longer] I can't take it anymore!
Crash: [points to Eddie] He breathed it! [gasps] And now I'm breathing it!
[Crash and Eddie start choking for a few seconds]
Eddie: [in squeaky voice] Hey! We're not dead!
Crash: [also in squeaky voice] You sound ridiculous!
Eddie: Me? You should hear you! [they both start laughing] All right, all right. And a 1, and a 2!
Crash and Eddie: [singing] ♪ Christmas, Christmas time is here. ♪
Manny: [while holding breath] Stop! Are you crazy?
[Crash and Eddie giggle, while Diego takes a breath of the gas]
Diego: [in high-pitched voice] It's not poison. Huh? [laughs, Crash and Eddie laugh as well]
Crash: That is so disturbing!
Buck: Stop laughing! All of you!
Crash: [imitating Buck] "Stop laughing! All of you!"
[Crash and Eddie laugh some more, and then shush]
Manny: [in squeaky voice, imitating Buck] "What's rule #1?" [They all laugh while Buck scowls at them]
Ellie: They're just laughing. What's so bad about that?
Buck: They died laughing! [he points to a bunch of skeletons on the ground below with jaws agape; Ellie gasps]
Ellie: Stop laughing!
Manny: You know what's funny, though? We're trying to save Sid, and now we're all gonna die! [they all laugh hysterically]
Eddie: And I don't even like Sid!
Crash: Who does?! He's an idiot! [they laugh some more]
Diego: Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years!
Manny: [sarcastically] Thank you for deserting the herd! THAT WAS TOTALLY SUPER! [pause; they all laugh yet again until a thud is heard] [reaches up and tickles Buck with his trunk] Cootchie-cootchie-coo!
Buck: Stop that! [gasps] Don't you see?! [in squeaky voice] We're all gonna die! [everyone laughs, including Buck]
Ellie: [sighs] We gotta do everything, huh?
[pulls down a tree, bringing the tram down towards her]
Eddie: Sometimes, I wet my bed!
Crash: That's all right. Sometimes, I wet your bed!
[they all laugh once more until they fall off the tram and see Ellie looking at them]
Manny: [In normal voice] Uh... I'm not sure how much of that you could hear.
Ellie: Oh, I heard all of it.
Manny: Right. Yeah.
Eddie: [In normal voice] You wet my bed?
Crash: [In normal voice] That was gas talk, dude.
Manny: Well, uh, better get moving. [Buck laughs hysterically in the Chasm of Death]
Diego: [In normal voice] Aren't we forgetting something?
Buck: [squeaky voice] Here, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! [laughs] I'm so lonely.
Eddie: [couldn't hold his breath any longer] I can't take it anymore!
Crash: [points to Eddie] He breathed it! [gasps] And now I'm breathing it!
[Crash and Eddie start choking for a few seconds]
Eddie: [in squeaky voice] Hey! We're not dead!
Crash: [also in squeaky voice] You sound ridiculous!
Eddie: Me? You should hear you! [they both start laughing] All right, all right. And a 1, and a 2!
Crash and Eddie: [singing] ♪ Christmas, Christmas time is here. ♪
Manny: [while holding breath] Stop! Are you crazy?
[Crash and Eddie giggle, while Diego takes a breath of the gas]
Diego: [in high-pitched voice] It's not poison. Huh? [laughs, Crash and Eddie laugh as well]
Crash: That is so disturbing!
Buck: Stop laughing! All of you!
Crash: [imitating Buck] "Stop laughing! All of you!"
[Crash and Eddie laugh some more, and then shush]
Manny: [in squeaky voice, imitating Buck] "What's rule #1?" [They all laugh while Buck scowls at them]
Ellie: They're just laughing. What's so bad about that?
Buck: They died laughing! [he points to a bunch of skeletons on the ground below with jaws agape; Ellie gasps]
Ellie: Stop laughing!
Manny: You know what's funny, though? We're trying to save Sid, and now we're all gonna die! [they all laugh hysterically]
Eddie: And I don't even like Sid!
Crash: Who does?! He's an idiot! [they laugh some more]
Diego: Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years!
Manny: [sarcastically] Thank you for deserting the herd! THAT WAS TOTALLY SUPER! [pause; they all laugh yet again until a thud is heard] [reaches up and tickles Buck with his trunk] Cootchie-cootchie-coo!
Buck: Stop that! [gasps] Don't you see?! [in squeaky voice] We're all gonna die! [everyone laughs, including Buck]
Ellie: [sighs] We gotta do everything, huh?
[pulls down a tree, bringing the tram down towards her]
Eddie: Sometimes, I wet my bed!
Crash: That's all right. Sometimes, I wet your bed!
[they all laugh once more until they fall off the tram and see Ellie looking at them]
Manny: [In normal voice] Uh... I'm not sure how much of that you could hear.
Ellie: Oh, I heard all of it.
Manny: Right. Yeah.
Eddie: [In normal voice] You wet my bed?
Crash: [In normal voice] That was gas talk, dude.
Manny: Well, uh, better get moving. [Buck laughs hysterically in the Chasm of Death]
Diego: [In normal voice] Aren't we forgetting something?
Buck: [squeaky voice] Here, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! [laughs] I'm so lonely.
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[To the defeated pterosaur they've inflated float about like a balloon]
Crash: Yeah!
Eddie: Hasta la vista, birdie!
Crash: Yeah!
Eddie: Hasta la vista, birdie!
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[when Ellie is going into labor]
Crash: Can you try to hold it (the baby) in?
Ellie: [from off] Will somebody slap him for me?
Eddie: [slaps Crash] Done and done. [dusts off hands]
Crash: Can you try to hold it (the baby) in?
Ellie: [from off] Will somebody slap him for me?
Eddie: [slaps Crash] Done and done. [dusts off hands]
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Pop goes the weasel!
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[after he's asked if he saw Sid] Well...he's dead. Welcome to my world. Now, go home. Off you pop.
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[after saving Manny and Diego from a carnivorous plant] Pfft. Tourists.
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[after wiping away tear] So I'm not made of stone.
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[at night, after everybody else is asleep] Goodnight, Rudy.
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[being chased by a musk ox after pulling its privates] I thought you were a female!
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[examining sand] Yeah, mmm. Yeah. Mommy Dinosaur carrying her three babies, and some floopy green thing (Sid).
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[greeting everyone] The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster. Long for Buh. Hmm, A little Dull ...