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[has just been snorted into Mommy Dinosaur's nose] Whoah! Nice mucus! And I don't say that to everyone.
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[listing his rules to the rescue group] Rule #1: Always listen to Buck! Rule #2: Stay in the middle of the trail! Rule #3... [pauses ominously as Crash and Eddie cringe] ...He who has gas travels at the back of the pack.
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[seeing the tropical paradise] We've been living above an entire world, and we didn't even know it!
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[sees a giant butterfly as it takes off] I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar! You know, before he came out.
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[squeaky voice] Here Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! I'm so lonely. [laughs]
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[talking to Mommy Dinosaur about the kids] I say “They’re vegetarians”, you say “Grr”. I say “Can we talk about this?”, you say “Grr”. I don't call that communication. [Mommy Dinosaur angrily growls at him] See that? That's your answer to everything.
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[to a bunch of giant butterflies] Shoo! Shoo! Come on move! [the giant butterflies distract Rudy]
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[to Ellie; referring to Buck] Maybe the deranged hermit has a point.
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[to Manny] For the record, I blame you for this!
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[to Manny] This is the world our baby's gonna grow up in, you can't change that.
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[to Peaches] That's right, sweetheart. Welcome to the Ice Age.
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[to Roger the Ludodactylus] Snap out of it! Come on!
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[Upon coming across an ankylosaurus shaking with fright and hiding from Rudy] Wuss!
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After we save Sid, I'm gonna kill him.
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All right, all right. Good point. Theory 2: Sid's eating broccoli, dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli. Leaving broccoli... a vegetable!