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Eddie: [To Diego] You want a piece of us? Let's go!
Crash: Banzai!
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Crash: Can I pull back the tree and shoot me into the pond?
Manny: No.
Crash: Aw, come on!
Sid: Now. How do you except to impress Ellie with that attitude.
Manny: I don’t wanna impress her.
Sid: Then why're you trying so hard to, convince her that she’s a mammoth?
Manny: Because that’s what she is. I don’t care if she thinks she’s a possum, You can’t be two things!
Sid: Au contrarie, My friend. Tell that to the bullfrog, chicken hawk or turtledove.
Diego: He’s never gonna let up on you. It’ll be easier on all of us if you just go with it.
Manny: [groans, goes over to Crash, who's standing on a small tree] So, uh, what do you want me to do?
Crash: Pull back the tree and shoot me into the pond.
Manny: [looks from the tree to the pond] I don't know.
Crash: Well, if you're too lame to do it, we can get Ellie.
Manny: No, no. I can do it. I can do it. [pulls the tree back with his trunk]
Crash: Farther... farther...farther...
Manny: Have you done this before?
Crash: Ha! Only 1,000,000 times. Farther... farther... farther... [Manny pulls it back so far that the end of the branch is resting on the ground] Perfect! FIRE! [Manny let go off the tree; Crash goes soaring through the air] Yeah! I can fly! [singing] ♪ I believe I can fly...! ♪ [rams headfirst into an oak tree, and falls to the ground, unconscious, leaving behind an impression of himself in the trunk]
Eddie: [screams] Crash!
Manny: Uh-oh!
Eddie: Crash! Crash! Crash, you okay?
Ellie: What happened?
Eddie: Manny shot him out of a tree!
Ellie: What's wrong with you?
Manny: He said he could do it!
Ellie: And you listened to him.
Eddie: Crash, whatever you do, don't go into the light!
Manny: Can I help in any way?
Ellie: You done enough?
Manny: [to Sid] Are you happy now?
Eddie: Crash, Crash, don’t leave me! [crying] Who’s gonna watch my back? Who’s gonna be my Wingman of Mayhem? WHO’S GONNA ROLL IN THAT DUNG PATCH WITH ME?!!?
Crash: [wakes up] Dung patch? Wait, my legs! I can stand!
Manny: No.
Crash: Aw, come on!
Sid: Now. How do you except to impress Ellie with that attitude.
Manny: I don’t wanna impress her.
Sid: Then why're you trying so hard to, convince her that she’s a mammoth?
Manny: Because that’s what she is. I don’t care if she thinks she’s a possum, You can’t be two things!
Sid: Au contrarie, My friend. Tell that to the bullfrog, chicken hawk or turtledove.
Diego: He’s never gonna let up on you. It’ll be easier on all of us if you just go with it.
Manny: [groans, goes over to Crash, who's standing on a small tree] So, uh, what do you want me to do?
Crash: Pull back the tree and shoot me into the pond.
Manny: [looks from the tree to the pond] I don't know.
Crash: Well, if you're too lame to do it, we can get Ellie.
Manny: No, no. I can do it. I can do it. [pulls the tree back with his trunk]
Crash: Farther... farther...farther...
Manny: Have you done this before?
Crash: Ha! Only 1,000,000 times. Farther... farther... farther... [Manny pulls it back so far that the end of the branch is resting on the ground] Perfect! FIRE! [Manny let go off the tree; Crash goes soaring through the air] Yeah! I can fly! [singing] ♪ I believe I can fly...! ♪ [rams headfirst into an oak tree, and falls to the ground, unconscious, leaving behind an impression of himself in the trunk]
Eddie: [screams] Crash!
Manny: Uh-oh!
Eddie: Crash! Crash! Crash, you okay?
Ellie: What happened?
Eddie: Manny shot him out of a tree!
Ellie: What's wrong with you?
Manny: He said he could do it!
Ellie: And you listened to him.
Eddie: Crash, whatever you do, don't go into the light!
Manny: Can I help in any way?
Ellie: You done enough?
Manny: [to Sid] Are you happy now?
Eddie: Crash, Crash, don’t leave me! [crying] Who’s gonna watch my back? Who’s gonna be my Wingman of Mayhem? WHO’S GONNA ROLL IN THAT DUNG PATCH WITH ME?!!?
Crash: [wakes up] Dung patch? Wait, my legs! I can stand!
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Dung Beetle Dad: [rolling a ball of dung] Do we have to bring this crap? I'm sure there's crap where we're going.
Dung Beetle Mom: Ugh! That was a gift from my mother!
Dung Beetle Mom: Ugh! That was a gift from my mother!
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Ellie: [when she recognizes a familiar place] You know, deep down, I knew I was different. I was a little bigger than the other possum kids. Okay, a lot bigger. Oh. Now I understand why the possum boys didn't find me appealing.
Manny: Well, that's too bad. Because as far as mammoths go, you're uh... you know...
Ellie: What?
Manny: Well, uh... attractive.
Ellie: Really?
Manny: Sure!
Ellie: What about me is attractive?
Manny: Well, uh, I dunno. That's your... butt.
Ellie: What about it?
Manny: It's... big?
[pause]
Ellie: [sincerely] Oh, you're just saying that.
Manny: No really! It's huge! Biggest darn butt I've ever seen!
Ellie: Oh, that is really sweet! What a crazy day. This morning, I woke up a possum and now... I'm a mammoth.
Manny: Well, that's too bad. Because as far as mammoths go, you're uh... you know...
Ellie: What?
Manny: Well, uh... attractive.
Ellie: Really?
Manny: Sure!
Ellie: What about me is attractive?
Manny: Well, uh, I dunno. That's your... butt.
Ellie: What about it?
Manny: It's... big?
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Ellie: [sincerely] Oh, you're just saying that.
Manny: No really! It's huge! Biggest darn butt I've ever seen!
Ellie: Oh, that is really sweet! What a crazy day. This morning, I woke up a possum and now... I'm a mammoth.
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Macrauchenia: Look, some idiot's going down the Eviscerator!
Manny: [to Diego; sighs] Please tell me it's not our idiot.
Sid: [on the top of a glacier] Okay! I'm gonna jump on the count of 3! 1... 2...
Manny: Sid! Don't move a muscle. We're coming up!
Crowd of animals: Jump, jump, jump...!
Diego: [joining in] Jump, jump, jump! [Manny glares at him] Sorry.
Sid: [readies himself to jump off the Eviscerator] 2 and 3/1,000ths, 2 and 4/1,000ths…
Manny: Sid, what are you doing? Get down from there!
Sid: No way! I'm gonna be the first to jump off the Eviscerator, and then you guys are gonna have to start, showing me some respect!
Manny: If you jump off this, the only respect you're gonna get is respect for the dead!
Diego: Come on, Manny, he's not that stupid. [Sid is about to jump off the Eviscerator] But I have been wrong before.
Sid: Geronimo! [Manny caught Sid and threw him, they slid]
Diego: Hey, watch it! [They bumped into him, sliding]
Sid: [Laid on by Manny] I can't breathe! [He tries to get out] I think I just coughed up my spleen.
Manny: [to Diego; sighs] Please tell me it's not our idiot.
Sid: [on the top of a glacier] Okay! I'm gonna jump on the count of 3! 1... 2...
Manny: Sid! Don't move a muscle. We're coming up!
Crowd of animals: Jump, jump, jump...!
Diego: [joining in] Jump, jump, jump! [Manny glares at him] Sorry.
Sid: [readies himself to jump off the Eviscerator] 2 and 3/1,000ths, 2 and 4/1,000ths…
Manny: Sid, what are you doing? Get down from there!
Sid: No way! I'm gonna be the first to jump off the Eviscerator, and then you guys are gonna have to start, showing me some respect!
Manny: If you jump off this, the only respect you're gonna get is respect for the dead!
Diego: Come on, Manny, he's not that stupid. [Sid is about to jump off the Eviscerator] But I have been wrong before.
Sid: Geronimo! [Manny caught Sid and threw him, they slid]
Diego: Hey, watch it! [They bumped into him, sliding]
Sid: [Laid on by Manny] I can't breathe! [He tries to get out] I think I just coughed up my spleen.
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Manny: [referring to Ellie and her bizarre antics] So, you think she's the girl for me?
Sid: Oh, yeah. She's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all. She... completes you.
Sid: Oh, yeah. She's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all. She... completes you.
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Sid: ♪ Someday, when you've gone extinct. When you make a stink... ♪
Manny: Shut up, Sid.
Sid: Okay. [later] ♪ Stop, hey, what's that sound, all the mammoths are in the ground! ♪
Manny: Stop singing, Sid!
Sid: [the next morning] ♪ If your species will continue, clap your hands. [claps his hand twice] If your species will... ♪
Manny: Sid, you… you gotta make it stop. I can't take it anymore!
Sid: Okay. Someone doesn't like the classics.
Manny: Shut up, Sid.
Sid: Okay. [later] ♪ Stop, hey, what's that sound, all the mammoths are in the ground! ♪
Manny: Stop singing, Sid!
Sid: [the next morning] ♪ If your species will continue, clap your hands. [claps his hand twice] If your species will... ♪
Manny: Sid, you… you gotta make it stop. I can't take it anymore!
Sid: Okay. Someone doesn't like the classics.
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Sid: [singing] ♪ Food, Glorious Food! ♪
Manny and Diego: Sid!
Sid: What? It's catchy.
Manny and Diego: Sid!
Sid: What? It's catchy.
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Sid: [tied up] This is either really good or really bad...? [looks down to see a lava pit underneath him] No, no, no. Me fire-king. Why kill fire-king? 1,000 years bad juju for killing fire king!
Chief Sloth: Super-heated rock from the Earth's core is surging into the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years.
Sid: You're a very advanced race. Together, we can look for a solution!
Chief Sloth: We have one - sacrifice the fire king!
Sid: That's not very advanced.
Chief Sloth: Worth a shot!
Chief Sloth: Super-heated rock from the Earth's core is surging into the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years.
Sid: You're a very advanced race. Together, we can look for a solution!
Chief Sloth: We have one - sacrifice the fire king!
Sid: That's not very advanced.
Chief Sloth: Worth a shot!
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Sid: Look! I opened my camp, Campo del Sid. That means "Camp of Sid".
Diego: Congratulations, you're now an idiot in 2 languages.
Diego: Congratulations, you're now an idiot in 2 languages.
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Sid: Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?
Manny: Diego. It's not even close.
Diego: [smug] Heh, told ya.
Ellie: Manny, you can't choose between your kids!
Manny: He's not my kid, he's not even my dog (in fact). If I had a dog, and my dog had a kid and that dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid.
Sid: Can I have a dog, Manny?
Manny: No.
Sid: Ellie, can I have a dog?
Ellie: Of course, you can, sweetie.
Manny: Ellie, we have to be consistent with him.
Manny: Diego. It's not even close.
Diego: [smug] Heh, told ya.
Ellie: Manny, you can't choose between your kids!
Manny: He's not my kid, he's not even my dog (in fact). If I had a dog, and my dog had a kid and that dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid.
Sid: Can I have a dog, Manny?
Manny: No.
Sid: Ellie, can I have a dog?
Ellie: Of course, you can, sweetie.
Manny: Ellie, we have to be consistent with him.
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Sid: Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures.
Diego: That's genius, Sid.
Sid: Call me "Squid".
Diego: That's genius, Sid.
Sid: Call me "Squid".
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Sid: Oh, it's just a little hot water and steam. How bad can it be? [Dodo clucking] I just did something involuntary, and messy.
Manny: Okay, come on!
Diego: Manny, get back! It's a minefield out there!
Manny: Okay, come on!
Diego: Manny, get back! It's a minefield out there!
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Sloth: Fire King.
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[Diego is seen panting, running from the water, revealing his Aquaphobia, holding onto Manny.]
Manny: Uh, Diego… retract the claws please.
Diego: Oh… Right. Sorry.
Sid: You know, if I didn't know you better, Diego, I'd think you were afraid of the water. [chuckles until Diego grabs him by the throat] Okay, okay, good thing I know you better!
Manny: Guys. Fast Tony was right. Everything is melting. [Shown the top of the ice glaciers melted and flooded] It's all gonna flood. Come on, we gotta warn them.
Manny: Uh, Diego… retract the claws please.
Diego: Oh… Right. Sorry.
Sid: You know, if I didn't know you better, Diego, I'd think you were afraid of the water. [chuckles until Diego grabs him by the throat] Okay, okay, good thing I know you better!
Manny: Guys. Fast Tony was right. Everything is melting. [Shown the top of the ice glaciers melted and flooded] It's all gonna flood. Come on, we gotta warn them.