Ice Age: The Meltdown quotes

View Quote [Ellie storms into the campsite]
Ellie: Okay, let's go! We traveled with you all day, now you're coming with us at night.
Manny: But we can't see at night.
Ellie: Then enjoy the flood.
Eddie: I can't even look at him!
Crash: Pervert! [makes the 'I'm watching you' gesture towards Manny]
Sid: [sarcastically] Makin' friends. Everywhere you go, just makin' friends.

View Quote [Sid and Diego are tangled up after trying catch Crash and Eddie]
Crash: Surrender?
Diego and Sid: Never!
Crash and Eddie: Cool!
[They shoot out of their holes]
Crash: Slug them! [he and Eddie rapidly shoot pebbles out of the blow-dart shooters]
Diego: [he and Sid fall onto the ground] If anyone asks, they were 50 of them and uh, they were... rattlesnakes. [Crash and Eddie climb down a tree and taunt Diego]
Eddie: Here, kitty, kitty!
Diego: Big mistake, you miscreants!
Eddie: Miscreants? [starts laughing along with Crash]
Sid: Uh, Diego, they're possums. [Crash and Eddie act like chickens until Diego roars and runs after them]
Crash: Retreat! [hops into Eddie's arms and Eddie runs away and Diego roars again]
[Cut scenes Manny walk and felt alone and look at the pond water]
Manny: I guess it’s just you and me now.
[Manny look around, and Ellie screaming and break tree branch]
Manny: I knew it! I knew it was the only one.
Ellie: Me too. Everybody falls out of the tree every now and then, they just don’t admit it!

View Quote [Sid realizes Manny has found another mammoth]
Ellie: Where? Wait a minute, I thought mammoths were extinct. [pause] What are you looking at me for?
Manny: I dunno, maybe because you're a mammoth?
Ellie: Me? Don't be ridiculous. I'm not a mammoth, I'm a possum!
Manny: Right, good one. I'm a newt. [points to Diego] This is my friend, the badger. [points to Sid] ...And my other friend, the platypus.
Sid "The Platypus": Why've I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus! [points to Diego]
Crash: [pointing to Manny] This guy givin' you trouble, sis?
Manny "The Newt", "The Badger" Diego and Sid "The Platypus": [shocked] "Sis"?!
Ellie: That's right. These are my brothers. Possum, possum, possum.
Manny "The Newt": I don't think her tree goes all the way to the branch.

View Quote [Sid, Diego and the possum duo are fighting when they heard ice cracking and Diego spits him out]
Manny: Okay, thanks to Sid, we're now traveling together. And like it or not, we're gonna be one big happy family! I'll be the daddy, Ellie will be the mommy, and Diego will be the uncle who eats the kids who get on my nerves! Now let's move it before the ground fall out from under our feet! [walks away]
Ellie: I thought that fat guys are supposed to be jolly.
Manny: Hey, I'm not fat! It's this fur! It makes me look big! It's poofy!
Ellie: [chuckling] Oh, okay. [to Crash and Eddie] He's fat.

View Quote [The herd is about to move]
Eddie: What if we're the last creatures left alive? We'll have to repopulate the earth!
Crash: How? Everyone's either a dude or our sister.

View Quote [the herd is trying to hold balance]
Manny: [to Ellie] You just overreacted. That's all.
Ellie: What?!
Crash: Take it back!
Eddie: There are many lives at stake here!
Sid: Wait a minute! He's got a point!
Crash: He's got nothing!
Sid: It was a misunderstanding!
Eddie: It was insensitive!
Diego: Apologize!
Manny: Why me?! She overreacted!
Diego: Just apologize!
Manny: No!
Diego: Do it!
Ellie: Okay. I'm sorry!
Together: What?!
Ellie: He's right. I overreacted!
Manny: You mean you...?
Diego: Not another word or I'll come down there and push you over myself!
Sid: I got it, I got it, I got it. [rocks tip over] Uh, oh. [Manny and Ellie lock trunks when the rocks collapse]
Diego: Manny, Ellie! Run! RUN!!! [Manny, Ellie, Crash and Eddie all run from their lives, Diego runs fast as he can but misses until Manny and Ellie catch him with their trunks leaving him dangling off the cliff]
Ellie: I guess we finally did something right together. [Manny and Ellie smiling at each other until Diego interrupts]
Diego: Hey, if you don't mind me, just hangin' out on the edge of a cliff here. Hoo. [Manny and Ellie pull Diego up on top]

View Quote (reffering to Ellie) She's not half bad. Crazy and confused but... sweet.

View Quote [after an elaborate dance sequence with the mini-sloths which ends in him getting tied up] This is either really good or really bad.

View Quote [After dodo bird gets fried by geyser] I just did something involuntary, and messy.

View Quote [After he and Sid are humiliated by Crash and Eddie] If anyone asks, there were 50 of them. And uh... they were rattlesnakes.

View Quote [After Manny mentions he would sell his mother for a grape, due to his greediness] Are you making an offer? I mean no, I would not!

View Quote [After Manny suggests that Ellie's "tree" doesn't go "all the way to the top branch"] Manny, brink of extinction is a bad time to be picky.

View Quote [After Manny threw him away while inside a tree; while referring to Manny] I think I'm starting to get through to him.

View Quote [after Sid ate some blueberries and licked on his claws] Hey, if you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitivity.

View Quote [As Diego is about to bite Crash's head] You know the best part? We're carrying diseases! Eddie: Crash, Crash, don't leave me! Who's gonna watch my back? Who's gonna be my wingman of mayhem? Who's gonna roll in that dung patch with me?
Crash: [awakening] Dung patch?! Wait! My legs... I can stand.
Eddie: He can stand!
Crash: I can run!
Eddie: He can run! It's a miracle!