Idiocracy quotes
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Narrator
President Camacho
Rita
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After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason, and simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plants and that they wanted water.
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Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water virtually everywhere.
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But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner city slang, and various grunts.
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Carl's Jr: **** you, I'm eating.
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If you don't smoke Tarryltons, **** you!
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[walking through Costco] Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.
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Chill, Scro, you do a kick ass job and you get a full pardon.
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Go Away, 'batin'!
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I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit. And the dust storms. And we runnin' out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.
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I like money.
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I like sex.
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I need for you to be serious for a second here, okay? I need help.
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If I had some money and a room at the White House, I'd be like, "It's mine, all night!"
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Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down. Chill out.
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So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger.