Tuck Pendleton quotes
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[slaps himself] How does that feel? Feels good! Now do it again! (slaps himself) The Tuck Pendleton Machine - zero defects!
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I'm in a man, I'm in a strange man, I'll be a son of a bitch, I'm in a strange man surrounded by strangers in a strange room!
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[Taps a light to fix it] State of the art.
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Look Ozzy, who's nervous now ok? I know what our objectives are. I've done my homework and I can do this little job blindfolded, so everyone just calm down.
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[The syringe containing the miniaturized pod is being shaken around in Ozzy's pocket] Ozzy? Am I being punished?
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This guy is definitely not firing on all eight cylinders, Jack.
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The Jack Putter Machine, zero defects. (leans back and sighs, to himself) God help us.