Wrigley : Uh, I'll just have a, um, salad, please. Um, baby field greens. Nero's Waitress : What did you call me? Wrigley : Uh, no, I-I... I-I didn't call you anything. Nero's Waitress : You want a salad? Wrigley : Yeah. Do you... Do you have a, uh, green salad? Nero's Waitress : What the **** color would it be? Wrigley : Why are we eating here? Nero's Waitress : What's his problem? Miles Massey : Just bring him an iceberg lettuce and a mealy tomato wedge smothered with French Dressing. Nero's Waitress : And for you? Miles Massey : Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham. Nero's Waitress : Slaw Cup? Miles Massey : What the hell.

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