“If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it...” – Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Joe Dirt 2001

Joe Dirt

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Jill

Sure would. Do you want to go back to my place?

Joe Dirt

Sure do.

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