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View Quote Oh, my God, you guys, there is, like, literally a penis attached to my body right now. Martha, come look at my penis! [Ruby Roundhouse: No thanks.]
View Quote Oh, no. You got allergies, Spencer? Huh? I DON'T HAVE THE TOP TWO FEET OF MY BODY!
View Quote Oh, so you can't see this, but I can?
View Quote Remember, you're the missing piece.
View Quote Seaplane McDonough reporting for duty. Let's go, people.
View Quote See you later, Bravestone.
View Quote Smoldering Intensity.
View Quote Strength is my weakness.
View Quote That is insane.
View Quote That sucks.
View Quote That was a hippo. They're omnivorous. They're fast as a horse over short distances, and they have the bite force of 8100 newtons. HOW DO I KNOW THIS?!
View Quote That was so intense, I, like, can't even with this place.
View Quote The fact that I'm not Instagraming this right now is insane.
View Quote The goal for you. I'll recite in verse. Return the jewel and lift the curse. If you wish to leave the game, you must save Jumanji and call out its name.
View Quote This is a video game, which means we all have special skills.