“My dad had this weird obsession with Roman or Greek mythology or...”

Juno

My dad had this weird obsession with Roman or Greek mythology or something and he decided to name me after Zeus' wife.

Mark

Zeus' wife?

Juno

Yeah and I mean Zeus had tons of lays but I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wife. And apparently she was supposed to be super beautiful but really mean...kind of like Diana Ross.

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Juno MacGuff Elliot Page More Juno quotes →

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Mark Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuff. Juno She gave you your own room in...in your whole house? For your...for your stuff? Wow, she's got you on a long leash, Mark. Vanessa Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Juno Nah, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? Bren I have sacrificed a lot for you, Juno, and when you move out I'm getting Weimaraners! Juno Whoa, dream big! Bren Oh, go fly a kite!