Game Show Host: If I were asleep, and you were my alarm clock, how would you wake me up?
Guard #2: I wouldn't - I'm no ding-a-ling.
Guard #2: I wouldn't - I'm no ding-a-ling.
Game Show Host : If I were asleep, and you were my alarm clock, how would you wake me up?
Guard #2 : I wouldn't - I'm no ding-a-ling.
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