Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass quotes

View Quote [narrating] I always wondered why nobody did it before me. I mean, all those comic books, movies, t. v. shows, you'd think that one eccentric loner would have made himself a costume. I mean, is everyday life really so exciting? Are schools and offices so thrilling that I'm the only one who ever fantasised about this? Come on, be honest with yourself. At some point in our lives, we all wanted to be a superhero.

View Quote [while attempting to rescue a stubborn cat named 'Mister Bitey' who was stuck on a billboard platform] **** YOU, Mister Bitey! [falls off platform]

View Quote With no power comes no responsibility, except that wasn't true.

View Quote This quote rephrased a quote from Spider-Man.