Kindergarten Cop quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Mrs. Schlowski: I want you to answer one more question, and don't lie. What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch?

View Quote Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Kimble: It's not a tumor! (pronounced TOOMAH)
I'm detective John Kimble.

View Quote Shut up!!!

View Quote Stop it!

View Quote Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. ~ Kindergarten student

View Quote Bring your toy back to the carpet!

View Quote But what about your wife? Remember her? All this hard earned drug money she stole from you? How much was it? Three million dollars? I bet you she would be a much better witness.

View Quote Ha-ha-ha-ha. Quiet!

View Quote Hey. I'm a police officer.

View Quote Hi, Cindy...

View Quote I have a witness too, specfically about murder this time. Now you're mine.

View Quote I know all about you Kimble. Without me you wouldn't even have a life. My lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand a sight of you.

View Quote I want to hang out with you, till the end...of time.

View Quote I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble!

View Quote I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered immediately.