Kindergarten Cop quotes

28 total quotes

Crisp
Detective Phoebe O'Hara
John Kimble
Multiple Characters

View Quote I'm the party pooper.

View Quote Kimble: I have a headache

View Quote My name is John Kimble [****s shotgun] and I love my car.

View Quote Stop whining!

View Quote Take it back!

View Quote There (deer) is no bathroom!

View Quote Well I've got news for you! You are mine now! You belong to me!

View Quote Well...you taught them the basics. That's important.

View Quote Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

View Quote You can't just walk in here and put a gun in my face. I'm trying to get a manicure. I have witnesses.

View Quote You hit the kid, I hit you! [punchs Zach's father in the stomach, but stops after he was spotted by the kids]. You're not worth it. I'm pressing charges against you.

View Quote You lack discipline!

View Quote You're not so tough without your car, are you?