Jimmy Dix quotes

View Quote I figure you gotta be the dumbest guy in the world, Joe. You're trying the save the life of the man who ruined your career, and avenge the death of the guy that ****ed your wife.

View Quote [to himself] Okay, what would Joe do at a time like this? He'd shoot everybody and smoke some cigarettes.

View Quote [Jimmy has just survived being thrown off an overpass and is now trying to calm startled motorists] It's okay. It's okay, folks. It's okay. It's okay. Thank you. Thank you. Danger is my middle name. Don't try this at home, folks. I'm a trained professional. There's me, and there's Super Dave.[Passes out]

View Quote If you go any faster we're gonna travel back through time.