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[first lines of the film; voice over] Black. All important movies start with a black screen... and music... edgy, scary music that would make a parent or studio executive nervous... And logos... Really long and dramatic logos... Warner Bros ("Brawss"). Why not "Warner Brothers"? I don't know. "DC." The house that Batman built. Yeah, what, Superman? Come at me, bro. I'm your Kryptonite... Hmm... Not sure what RatPac does, but that logo is macho. I dig it.
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Okay. Get your self ready for some... reading: "If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, and make that change. Hooo." Hey, I said that. Batman is very wise. And I've got huge pecs and a nine-pack. Yeah, I've got an extra ab.
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Hey 'Puter, I'm home. [echoing]
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Looks like your plan failed.
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I can only look you in the eyes right now.
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How dare you tell me how to parent my kid I just met!
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The first lesson is: Life doesn't give you seat belts!
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What am I gonna do? Get a bunch of criminals together to fight the other criminals? That's a stupid idea!
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This music fills me with rage! Let's use it!
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Look who's bat!