Joker : I’m afraid Captain Dale had to bail! I’m your new co-pilot! And I always come to work... with a smile ! ( Pilot Billson stares unimpressed) Joker : ... You should be terrified. Pilot Billson : Why? Joker : Because... I will be taking over the city! Pilot Billson : Mmm... Joker : What? Pilot Billson : Batman will stop you. Joker : Pffft! Pilot Billson : He always stops you. Joker : No he doesn’t! Pilot Bill : Like that time with the two boats? Joker : This is better than the two boats. Pilot Bill : Mmm. Joker : Well, tonight is going to be different! Tonight is my greatest plan yet! And trust me, Batman’s never gonna see it coming. Pilot Bill : Like that time with the parade and the Prince music? Joker : Hey, quiet!

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