Count Olaf (as Captain Sham): Captain Sham, at your service.
Klaus: He's lying! He's Count Olaf!
Aunt Josephine: That horrible man you warned me about? Where? Who?
Violet: Right in front of you!
Count Olaf: Where's he at?
Aunt Josephine: Behind Captain Sham?
Klaus: No!
Count Olaf: I'll show him a thing or two. I'll give him the old "wax on, wax off," me son.
Klaus: Captain Sham is Count Olaf! I am not going through this again! (knocks over Count Olaf)
Count Olaf: Children of the corn!
Klaus: He's lying! He's Count Olaf!
Aunt Josephine: That horrible man you warned me about? Where? Who?
Violet: Right in front of you!
Count Olaf: Where's he at?
Aunt Josephine: Behind Captain Sham?
Klaus: No!
Count Olaf: I'll show him a thing or two. I'll give him the old "wax on, wax off," me son.
Klaus: Captain Sham is Count Olaf! I am not going through this again! (knocks over Count Olaf)
Count Olaf: Children of the corn!
Count Olaf (as Captain Sham) : Captain Sham, at your service.
Klaus : He's lying! He's Count Olaf!
Aunt Josephine : That horrible man you warned me about? Where? Who?
Violet : Right in front of you!
Count Olaf : Where's he at?
Aunt Josephine : Behind Captain Sham?
Klaus : No!
Count Olaf : I'll show him a thing or two. I'll give him the old "wax on, wax off," me son.
Klaus : Captain Sham is Count Olaf! I am not going through this again! (knocks over Count Olaf)
Count Olaf : Children of the corn!
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