The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou quotes
115 total quotesKlaus Daimler
Ned Plimpton
Oseary Drakoulias
Steve Zissou
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We've never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I'm part gay.
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Well, I was a little embarrassed at first. Obviously people are gonna think I'm a showboat and a little bit of a prick. But then I realized... that's me. I said those things. I did those things. I can live with that.
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What a waste. They had a bartender here, Kino, made the best rum cannonball I've ever tasted.
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What's your dog's name? [Zissou pauses and answers "Cody". Alistair walks over to the three-legged dog, smacks it sharply on the face with his rolled up newspaper] Be still, Cody.
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Where are you coming from, jack off? Shit.
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Who the shit is Kingsley Zissou?
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Wolodarsky, go get the keys to that fishing boat, and throw them in the water. No, wait. They might have another set. Just blow it up.
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You hung us out to dry. If we don't handle this right, we're gonna all get murdered. Including her unborn British child.
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You know, I'd be jealous about you staying at Allie's place, except I always thought he was kind of a closet ****.
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You really think it's cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?