[Stymie and Spanky are disguised as Amish men and walk into the bank; someone holds the door open for them] Spanky : Thank you my good man! Mr. Welling : [writing] Six kids, hardworking father, honest and trustworthy. Loan... denied. Spanky : Hello, my good man. Mr. Welling : Gentlemen, uh, have a seat. Spanky : [to Froggy, who is holding him up under the coat] Can we sit down? Froggy : Are you kidding? Spanky : We can't sit down my good man. Mr. Welling : And what may I do for you? Stymie : We wanna take out a hefty loan . Mr. Welling : Course, of course. Do you have an account with us? Stymie : [nods] And how ! Mr. Welling : What is your account... number? Spanky : Uh, seven. Mr. Welling : Seven?... seven? Froggy : Try eight. Spanky : Eight? Mr. Welling : Heard enough. [Welling pulls the fake beards on Stymie and Spanky] Spanky and Stymie : Ouch! Mr. Welling: If you were my kids , I'd punish you! Stymie: If we were your kids, we'd punish ourselves! Mr. Welling: Leave the premises post haste! Spanky: You can't treat people this way, Mister! Mr. Welling: You're not people, you're kids!

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