The Long Kiss Goodnight quotes

26 total quotes

Mitch Henessey
Samantha Caine/Charly Baltimore

View Quote [later, watching Timothy plummet to his death] Die screaming, mother****er!

View Quote [to a drunken friend] Earl, do me a favor? … Every few words, have some bubbles come out of your mouth and say "hic".

View Quote [to her 7-year-old daughter] Stop being a little baby and get up. Life is pain. Get used to it!

View Quote [to Timothy] It ain't over. You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. Am I telling the truth?

View Quote Chefs do that.

View Quote Do not make an assumption, cause when you make an assumption, you make an ass outta you; and umption!

View Quote I ain't handsome, I ain't rich, and the last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel.

View Quote I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.

View Quote Naw, I sock 'em in the mouth and yell, "Pop goes the weasel." Who the **** are you?

View Quote What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn' muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?

View Quote You couldn't hit a lake if you were standing on the bottom of it.