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[We get our first view of the ACME boardroom and its members.]
Chairman: This is unacceptable! We cannot have nine-year-olds working in sweatshops making ACME sneakers - not when three-year-olds work for so much less!
[The VPs jump for their buzzers. VP Child Labor hits his first. The Chairman points to him.]
Chairman: Yes?
VP Child Labor: But, sir. They require naps.
Chairman: Put double espresso in their sippy cups!


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