Mr. Eddie quotes

View Quote This is where mechanical excellence and 1,400 horsepower pays off.

View Quote Boy, that's smooth. Smooth as shit off a duck's ass!

View Quote [while beating a tailgater] Don't tailgate! Don't you ever tailgate! Do you know how much space is needed to stop a car traveling at 35 miles per hour? Six car lengths! Six ****in' car lengths! That's a hundred and six ****in' feet, mister! If I had to stop suddenly, you woulda hit me! I want you to get a ****in' driver's manual, and I want you to study that mother****er! And I want you to obey the the goddamn rules of the road! Fifty-****in' thousand people were killed on the highways last year 'cause of ****in' assholes like you! Tell me you're gonna get a manual!

View Quote You and me, mister, we can sure out-ugly them sumbitches, can't we?