Lost in Translation quotes

View Quote Lydia Harris: [over the phone] Is this a bad time?
Bob: [pauses] No, it's always a good time.
Lydia Harris: The burgundy carpet is out of stock. It's going to take twelve weeks. Did you like any of the other colors?
Bob: Whatever you like. I'm just completely lost.
Lydia Harris: It's just carpet.
Bob: That's not what I'm talking about.
Lydia Harris: What are you talking about?
Bob: I don't know. I just want to... get healthy. I would like to start taking better care of myself. I'd like to start eating healthier - I don't want all that pasta. I would like to start eating like Japanese food.
Lydia Harris: [icily] Well, why don't you just stay there and you can have it every day?
Bob: How are the kids doing?
Lydia Harris: They're fine. They miss their father. [pause] Do I need to worry about you, Bob?
Bob: Only if you want to.

View Quote Premium Fantasy woman: Mr. Kazu sent me- premium fantasy. My stockings. Rip them. Rip my stockings. Yes, please, rip them.
Bob: What?
Premium Fantasy woman: Rip them. HEY! Rip my stocking!
Bob: Hey? Lip them? Lip them? What?

View Quote Stills Photographer: Are you drinking, no?
Bob: Am I drinking? As soon as I'm done.

View Quote Stills Photographer: You know double-O-7?
Bob: He drinks martinis, but all right.

View Quote Aren't you gonna say, "Have a good fright?"

View Quote Enjoy my jacket, which you stole.

View Quote For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.

View Quote I don't get that close to the glass until I'm on the floor.

View Quote I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. I guess every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses... taking dumb pictures of your feet.

View Quote Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun.

View Quote Which one's burgundy?

View Quote You want more mysterious? I'll just try and think, "Where the hell's the whiskey?"

View Quote You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet?