The Love Guru quotes
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Rajneesh
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I know you are, but what am I?
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I lied. She is still with Le Coq, and he still has the biggest Weiner in history.
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I WANNA SING!
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If you ever sucker punch me again, I'll kick your ass all the way back to the keebler factory.
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If you're happy and you know it think again.
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In my book, "If you're happy and you know it, Think again", I speak of the teachings of Intimacy, or Into-Me-I-Seeā¢. Intimacy is like putting your Wiener on a table and having someone say. 'Hey, That looks like a Penis, Only smaller!' [Laughs] Only Smaller...
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Is it made out of dog? Is it a dog's tingy, am I being punk'd?
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Let's make like a baby and head out.
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Marishka Hargitay Jessica simpson.
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Marishka Hargitay Val Kilmer.
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Marishka Hargitay... Marishka Hargitay.
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Milk milk lemonade this is where the fudge is made
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Rajneesh, I'd like an alligator soup, and make it snappy. Because alligators are snappy, and at the same time, I want it prompt.
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Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Why are you still hitting yourself?
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THE ULTIMATE DISTRACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!