Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa quotes

View Quote Skipper: Struts.
Kowalski: [flicks the levers] Check.
Skipper: Flaps.
Kowalski: [taps on the flaps control] Check.
Skipper: Engine.
Kowalski: [turns a knob] Check.
Skipper: Coffee maker.
Kowalski: [turns on the coffee maker] Check.
Skipper: That's got to be the second biggest slingshot I've ever seen. But it's gonna have to do. [on the intercom] Attention. This is your captain speaking.
[Private is giving a safety demonstration to the passengers]
Private: [shows life vest] In the event of a water emergency, place the vest over your head, and kiss your… [pulls on the red tab, causing the vest to inflate and explode] ...Goodbye.
Gloria: New York City! Here we come, baby!
Skipper: ...Sit back, relax, pray to your personal god this hunk of junk flies.
Alex: Personal god. Hunk of what?
Kowalski: we are go, sir.
Mort: Open the door! I'm outside! [screams]
Private: In case of a loss in cabin pressure, place the mask over your face... [places oxygen mask over his face, muffling his voice] ...To hide your terrified expression from the other passengers.
Marty: [showing his detached seatbelt] Excuse me, miss, but aren't these supposed to be attached to my seat?
Private: [removes the mask] No, sir.

View Quote [looking out over the African plain]
Melman: Whoa.
Gloria: Am I trippin'?
Marty: Look at all the zebras, like me! Wait a minute, where are we?
Melman: San Diego. This time I'm 40% sure.
Alex: I know this place.
Marty: I think it's Africa.
Melman: Africa?
Marty: It's gotta be. Our ancestral grid! It's in our blood, I can feel it!
Alex: No, no. It's more than that. It's like, deja vu, like I've... like I've been here before.
Marty: It's like Roots!
Alex: [dazed] No, no. It's like, deja vu, like I've... like I've been here before.

View Quote [Makunga encounters Zuba in a flashback]
Makunga: Look at it this way. After I defeat you and take your place as alpha lion, you'll have that much more time to spend with your pathetic excuse of a son.
Zuba: Before I kick your butt, tell me ask you - why do you even wanna be the alpha lion?
Makunga: I'm better looking, I have better hair, I'm deceitfully smart… and I want everyone to do what I say. We'll fight on 3. 1… 2, 3!

View Quote [The red bulb on the plane's fuel gauge is flashing]
Kowalski: Skipper, look.
Skipper: Analysis.
Kowalski: It looks like a small incandescent bulb, designed to indicate something out of the ordinary, like a malfunction.
Skipper: I find it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.
Kowalski: That too, sir.
Skipper: Right. Rico, manual!
Rico: Catch.
Skipper: [catches the manual and promptly smashes the bulb with it] Problemo solved.
Kowalski: Sir, we may be out of fuel.
Skipper: What makes you think that?
Kowalski: We've lost engine 1. [out the left window, engine #1 sputters out] And engine 2 is no longer on fire. [out the right window, engine #2 stops smoking and sputters]
Skipper: Buckle up, boys. [covers "Doll's" eyes] Don't look, doll, this might get hairy. [on the intercom] Attention. This is your captain speaking. I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we'll be landing immediately. Bad news is... we're crash landing. [the plane falls out of the sky]
Rico: Uh-oh.
[All start screaming]
Skipper: When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice whatsoever. But thanks again for choosing Air Penguin.

View Quote [The union monkeys have gone on strike. Mason and Phil are with Skipper at the negotiating table]
Mason: The plane won't be fixed until the suits meet our demands. Now, about maternity leave.
Skipper: "Maternity leave"? [glances under the table] You're all males...
Marty: Look, we need that plane for a rescue mission.
Skipper: Well, there's nothing I can do until we bust up this union.
Gloria: I'm gonna get to busting up all you if you don't get this plane going!
Skipper: Can't you see these commies have my hands tied here! No maternity leave! [Mason nudges Phil, who pulls out incriminating photos of Skipper and "Doll" in compromising positions]
Mason: Maybe a certain someone wouldn't want these blowing around on the savanna? Hmm?
Skipper: [reluctantly] Alright, you get your maternity leave. [a whistle blows in the background and the monkeys get back to fixing the plane]
Marty: Finally.

View Quote (hang from the light-fixture) You, inflight slave... Bring me my nuts on a silver plata.

View Quote (to Rico as they try to land) Gently now. You just wanna kiss the ground. Just a little peck, a smooch like you're kissing your sister. (plane slams against the ground and the wooden landing gear breaks off) I said kiss it!

View Quote (to the doll, during the plane dive) My goodness, Doll, you're shaking like a leaf. (turning) Rico! You had your fun. Pull up!

View Quote You hoodlums!

View Quote [first line] Well done, boys. Looks like ice-cold sushi for breakfast.

View Quote [last lines] Hey, shake the hot things! Shake 'em!

View Quote [to Gloria] Goodness girl, you're huge!

View Quote [to Marty when the plane's crashing] I'd just like to say, Marty - you are truly a 1 in 1,000,000 friend!

View Quote [to Marty] I broke your iPod!

View Quote Alakay has failed the test!