Major League quotes

53 total quotes

Harry Doyle
Jake Taylor
Lou Brown
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Willie Mays Hayes

View Quote Cerrano's looking for some extra power for tonight. He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken. Hey Jake, man, we can't have people puking in the locker room before the game!

View Quote Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this "ole" bullshit!

View Quote Come on Jake. It's only your life.

View Quote Don't you guys go anywhere. I plan to put on a hitting display.

View Quote Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater.

View Quote Hayes is picked off! Personally I think we got hosed on that call

View Quote Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.

View Quote Heywood's a convicted fellon, isn't he Monty? [Monty: Ah...doesn't really say it here.] Well, he should be!

View Quote I'm hung over, my knees are killin' me and if you're going to pull this shit at least you could've said you were from the Yankees.

View Quote In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.

View Quote Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever ****in' do it again.

View Quote Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant.

View Quote Second base... [overthrows second baseman] shit.

View Quote The post-game show is brought to you by... [searches through his papers] Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it.

View Quote This guy threw at his own kid in a father/son game.