Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask quotes
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Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssmokin!
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It's party time! P-A-R-T-whY? Because I gotta!
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Look, Ma, I'm roadkill! Ha ha ha!
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After being flattened onto the road
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[acting as a balloon salesman to a group of thugs] Step right up here! Don't be shy! Nobody likes a bashful leather head! [Pause] MOVE IT! [the thugs approach him] For my first trick...I'll do something for you, son. [makes a giraffe-shaped balloon] We have a giraffe. [Offers it to a thug] There you go, son. Now get out of here. You bother me. Now...[pulls out what appears to be a used condom] Sorry, wrong pocket. For you, son. Little body English. [makes a poodle-shaped balloon] A French poodle. [Rips it apart before the thug can take it] Sorry, son. The dog was rabid. Had to put her down. And, last but not least, my favorite. [makes a gun-shaped balloon, which transforms into a rather rubbery submachine gun. He aims it at the thugs] A Tommy gun!! [as the thugs run away. the Mask shoots at them while laughing manically]
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This is incredible. With these powers, I could be...A SUPERHERO! I could fight crime, protect the innocent, work for World Peace! But first...
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Hold onto your lugnuts — it's tiiiiime for an overhaul!!!
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Hold on, sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!
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Sssomebody stop me!
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Uh-oh...can't make the scene if you don't have the green; I better make a little stop.
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[After robbing the bank, to Dorian's henchmen] Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not.
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Let's rock this joint!
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Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.
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Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark... [coughs] Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out... [coughs]...tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas... [coughs]...tell Scarlett I do give a damn! (coughs on thug, a fart is heard) Pardon me... [he dies, an audience appears and gives the Mask a standing ovation while The Mask is handed Oscar acting award] Thank you! You love me! You really love me!
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Did you miss me? I GUESS NOT!
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Now you have to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" WELL, DO YA... PUNKS?!
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In a Clint Eastwood Dirty Harry voice
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THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!!!
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In an Italian accent, using a line from an Alka-Seltzer advertisement, after swallowing a bomb, then belching out the explosion
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This guy's incorrigible.
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You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second-best, see?
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After defeating Dorian, with an Eddie G. Robinson voice
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Thank ya very much!
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Dodging bullets with an Elvis Presley voice