Mean Girls quotes

View Quote [repeated line] I know, right?

View Quote [seeing all the girls fighting] Hell, no. I did not leave the South Side for this!

View Quote [Seeing Coach Carr making out with a female Asian student] Trang Pak?

View Quote [standing in front of chalkboard, holding a pointer] Regina George is an evil dictator. How do you overthrow an evil dictator? You take away her resources. She would be nothing without her high-status man-candy [points to first line on chalkboard, which reads Aaron Samuels], technically good physique, [points to second line: "Hot" body], and evil band of loyal followers [points to third line: Army of Skanks].

View Quote [Standing outside while raining] It's 68 degrees [feels breasts], and there's a 30% chance that it's already raining!

View Quote [to a girl who has just busted him for using the ladies' room] Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!

View Quote [to Cady] If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were her thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannukah my parents got me this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Ohman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am such a good friend! [begins to cry]

View Quote [to Cady] Oh god, no, honey, what kind of a mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're gonna drink, I'd rather you do it in the house.

View Quote [to Cady] You smell like a baby prostitute.

View Quote [to Janis] DAMN, I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang!

View Quote [To Karen] Regina says nobody likes you because you're such a slut!

View Quote [to the female student body] Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. [to Regina] God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!

View Quote [voiceover] I know it may look like I had become a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.

View Quote [voiceover] In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.