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I'm a Hilton; I don't bow... but I do bend over.
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I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!
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Leave Britney alone!
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My lord, he will tell Xerxes that Sparta is not for them, so whatever you do, don't be throwing him into the Pit of Death. (Leonidas does the exact opposite) Stop throwing people into the Pit of Death! Really!
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Ooh! Transformer Cube!
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Say "what's up" to Anna Nicole for me!
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That is how "men" greet each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men.
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The Oracle also said that our painted-on abs look fake! But I beg to differ!
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this is from the movie and is not historically accurate...
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!
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Traitoro was a Traitor?
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Well, tickle my nipples with a feather
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Who is that (about Sonio) Well, he's got a huge package (indicating a wooden box)
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Xerxes, he looked a lot like that fat guy from Borat.
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Yo Mama's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie!