Mission: Impossible II quotes

View Quote Dr. Nekhorvich: Well, Dimitri, every search for a hero must begin with something every hero needs, a villain. So in a search for our hero, Bellerophon, we have created a more effective monster: Chimera.

View Quote Dr. Nekhorvich: Well, I've heard...

View Quote Luther Stickell: The satellite doesn't work as fast as I do.

View Quote Nyah Nordolf-Hall: [having injected herself with the virus] You're not gonna shoot me Sean, not this bitch, cuz she's worth thirty seven, million pounds.

View Quote Nyah Nordolf-Hall: I don't have a conscience. I'm a bloody thief.

View Quote Ethan Hunt: Don't you think we should wait a decent interval?
Nyah Nordoff-Hall: Who wants to be decent?

View Quote Ethan Hunt: You turned around.
Nyah Nordoff-Hall: What are you going to do? Spank me?

View Quote Mission Commander Swanbeck: [After debriefing Ethan on tape about his mission]...And Mr. Hunt, the next time you go on holiday, please be good enough to let us know where you're going.
Ethan Hunt: If I let you know where I'm going, I won't be on holiday.

View Quote Mission Commander Swanbeck: Ms. Hall and Ambrose had a relationship which he took very seriously... she walked away and he's been wanting her back ever since. We believe he's our surest and quickest way of locating him.
Ethan Hunt: And then what?
Mission Commander Swanbeck: Make sure she continues to see him, gets him to confide in her, and report to you.
Ethan Hunt: You made it sound as if I was recruiting her for her skills as a thief.
Mission Commander Swanbeck: Well then I mislead you, or you made the wrong assumption. Either way, we are asking her to resume her prior relationship - not do anything she hasn't already done... voluntarily, I might add.
Ethan Hunt: No. She's got no training for this kind of thing.
Mission Commander Swanbeck: What? To go to bed with a man and lie to him? She's a woman, she's got all the training she needs.

View Quote Mission Commander Swanbeck: You were under specific instructions to bring back a living sample of the Chimera virus. I'd be very interested to know how, after you'd managed its recovery intact, it subsequently got destroyed.
Ethan Hunt: By fire. That's the best way, really.

View Quote Sean Ambrose: [disguised as Ethan Hunt] You keep calling me Dimitri. You really shouldn't.
Dr. Nekhorvich: You are not Dimitri?
[Ambrose knocks him out]
Sean Ambrose: No

View Quote [About Ethan's assignment]
Mission Commander Swanbeck:So you think it will be difficult?
Ethan Hunt: Very.
Mission Commander Swanbeck: Well Mr Hunt, this is Mission Impossible, not mission difficult. Difficult should be a walk in the park for you.

View Quote [at the races]
Sean Ambrose: Darling, you won!
Nyah Nordoff-Hall: I suppose I did.
Sean Ambrose: What made you pick her? That old nag's never won a thing.
Nyah Nordoff-Hall: [holds up racing form] A Thief in the Night.
Sean Ambrose: Ha! Say no more.

View Quote [during a car chase between Ethan and Nyah]
Ethan: Where did you get this number? I don't even have it!
Nyah Nordoff-Hall: Would you like it?

View Quote [Luther was nearly killed by a bomb placed in his van]
Billy Baird: You OK, mate?
Luther Stickell: That punk put a hole in my Versace.