Monsters, Inc. quotes

60 total quotes

Boo
Henry J. Waternoose
Mike
Randall
Sully

View Quote Roz: I'm watching you Wazowski, always watching, always.

View Quote Mike Wazowski!

View Quote Mike: Hey, Fungus, you like cars? Because I have a really nice car. If you let me go I'll give you...a ride in the car? Fungus: I'm sorry, but Randall said that I'm not allowed to talk with victims of his evil plot.

View Quote ...and he was taking it out on that sweet little girl.

View Quote There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you! Leave a door open, and one can walk right into this factory; right into the monster world!

View Quote I hope you're happy Sulliven, you've destroyed this company. Monsters Incorporated is dead. Where will everyone get their scream now? The energy crisis will only get worse because of you.

View Quote [Sulley has insisted on walking to work]
Mike: You wanna know why I bought the car, Sulley? Sulley: Not really. Mike: To drive it! You know, like on the street, with the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom, and the no walking involved? Sulley: Wa, wa, wa, wa. Will you give it a rest, butterball? C'mon, you could use the exercise. Mike: I could use the exercise? Look at you! You have your own climate.

View Quote Sulley: See? Ted walks to work. Mike: Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.

View Quote How could I be so stupid? This could destroy the company!

View Quote Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Do you hear that? (Pause) It's the winds of change.

View Quote [during ending credits] [to Boo] Go ahead. Go throw up. [crew starts laughing] What? What did I say? What, what?

View Quote Kids these days. They just don't get scared like they used to.

View Quote Hey, that's my bed! You're gonna get your germs all over it.

View Quote [Boo has just laughed, and caused a blackout in Sulley's apartment]
Sulley: What was that? Mike: I have no idea. But it would be really great... if it didn't do it again.

View Quote [after whacking Sulley with a scream canister] You don't know how long I've wanted to do that, Sullivan!