The Missing Link quotes
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I know what you're thinking: first day in prison, you want to take on the toughest guy in the yard? Well, I'd like to see you try.
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[lifting weights] six, seven, eight... [notices Susan] Uh, 999, 1,000. Phew! I can't believe I did ten sets!
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[walking outside for the first time in decades] It's a little hotter than I remember. Has the Earth gotten warmer? That'd be great to know - it would be a very convenient truth.
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Finally some action! I'm gonna turn this over-sized tin can into a... really dented over-sized tin can...
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Re-lax. Old Link's got this all under control.
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[swims through the sewers, as he gets out he bangs his head on the lid] OW!! [he slowly removes the lid and climbs out] Yep, that hurt... [is suddenly hit by Dr. ****roach's rocket-powered trolley car]
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Does anybody have a 20 on Insectosaurus?
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Papa's a little outta shape...
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[at Susan's party, Link turns on some music and tries to mingle] How's it going? ...Ca' Pasa, Girlfriend? ...Way to cut up a rug, Insecto'! [Insectosaurus is slowly bouncing around]
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Who wants to go for a swim with the Link?
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[emerges from a swimming pool, walking in a zombie-like manner and scaring people, screaming in pain] Oooow! Chlorine! CHLORINE!! CHLORINE IN MY EYES!!!
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Uh, who are we kidding? We could save every city on the planet, and they'd still treat us like they've always treated us... like monsters.