General Warren R. Monger quotes

View Quote [To Susan, when she asks if her parents even know where she is] No, and they never will! This place is an X-File, wrapped in a cover-up and deep-fried in paranoid conspiracy! There will be zero contact with the outside world.

View Quote Don't think of this as a prison. Think of it as a hotel that you can never leave, because it's locked from the outside!

View Quote I'm not gonna kid you, Mr. President. These are dark times. The odds are against us. We need a Hail Mary pass! We need raw power! We need... [close up on his mouth] monsters.

View Quote [after a cabinet member protests against his plan] You got a better idea, nerd? [gives him a wedgie

View Quote [seeing Gallaxhar's robot] Oo-ee! Now that's a robot! Try not to damage it too much, monsters. I might take it back to the farm!

View Quote First stop, Modesto! Ginormica, I called your family to tell them you were coming home. I also called the Modesto PD, told 'em not to shoot at ya!

View Quote If I don't return for you, I'm either dead or late.

View Quote [After parachuting to the ground, his copilot is still clinging to him out of fear] You can let go of me now, Lieutenant.

View Quote [Addressing the monsters] I've been your warden for close to fifty years, but that's no longer the case. For what it's worth- [Salutes the monsters, a sign of respect]