My Fair Lady quotes

View Quote Col. Pickering: Have you no morals, man?
Alfred P. Doolittle: Nah, can't afford 'em. Neither could you, if you were as poor as me.
"Why Henry, you're not even dressed properly!"
"Oh, I changed my shirt."
Higgins's mother and Higgins at the horse races.

View Quote All I want is 'Enry 'Iggins' 'ead.

View Quote All I want is a room somewhere, Far away from the cold night air. With one enormous chair, Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?

View Quote Art and music will thrive without you. Somehow Keats will survive without you. And there still will be rain on that plain down in Spain, even that will remain without you. I can do without you!

View Quote Come on, Dover! Move your bloomi to sell flowers if I keep off the kerb. I'm a respectable girl: so help me, I never spoke to him 'cept so far as to buy a flower off me.

View Quote Damn Mrs Pearce, damn the coffee, and damn you! And damn my own folly for having lavished my hard-earned knowledge, and the treasure of my regard and intimacy, on a heartless guttersnipe!

View Quote Damn, damn, damn, DAMN! ... I've grown accustomed to her face!

View Quote Eliza Doolittle, "I Could Have Da tonced All Night"

View Quote Eliza Doolittle, "Without You"

View Quote Eliza Doolittle, "Wouldn't it be Loverly?"

View Quote Eliza, you are to stay here for the next six months learning to speak beautifully, like a lady in a florist's shop. At the end of six months you will be taken to an embassy ball in a carriage, beautifully dressed. If the king finds out you are not a lady, you will be taken to the Tower of London, where your head will be cut off as a warning to other presumptuous flower girls! If you are not found out, you shall be given a present of... uh... seven and six to start life within a lady's shop. If you refuse this offer, you will be the most ungrateful, wicked girl, and the angels will weep for you.

View Quote Eliza? Where the devil are my slippers?

View Quote Freddy Einsford-Hill, "On the Street Where You Live"

View Quote Her smiles, her frowns, her ups, her downs are second nature to me now, like breathing out and breathing in.

View Quote I could have danced all night, I could have danced all night, and still have begged for more. I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I've never done before.