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I find the moment that a woman makes friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious and a damned nuisance. And I find the moment that I make friends with a woman, I become selfish and tyrannical. So here I am – a confirmed old bachelor, and likely to remain so.
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I have often walked down this street before; But the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before. All at once am I Several stories high, Knowing I'm on the street where you live.
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I sold flowers; I didn't sell myself. Now you've made a lady of me, I'm not fit to sell anything else.
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If the Higgins oxygen burns up her little lungs, let her seek some stuffiness that suits her! She's an owl sickened by a few days of my sunshine! Very well, let her go - I can do without her. I can do without anyone! I have my own soul, my own spark of divine fire!
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It's about filling up the deepest cut that separates class from class and soul from soul.
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Poor Eliza! How simply frightful! How humiliating! How delightful!
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Professor Henry Higgins, "A Hymn to Him"
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Professor Henry Higgins, "I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face"
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Professor Henry Higgins, "I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face"
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Professor Henry Higgins, "I've Grown Accustomed to Her Face"
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Professor Henry Higgins, "Why Can't the English?"
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She's so deliciously low, so horribly dirty!
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The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she is treated.
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There even are places where English completely disappears! In America, they haven't used it for years!
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Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags! They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!