Mystery Men quotes

131 total quotes

View Quote "He is rather ripping, isn't he? With the spinning and the hurting and the kicking..."

View Quote "He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions."

View Quote "Hello, Champion City. Daddy... is home!"

View Quote "Here comes Daddy!"

View Quote "Hey, Dad — I'm going to my room with three strange men."

View Quote "His name's Mr. Furious, and his power comes from his boundless rage." ~ Monica

View Quote "How delightfully eccentric — while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time!"

View Quote "I knew I should have brought my large pie-server."

View Quote "I am transparent. I am like the window. I am see-through. I'm like Saran Wrap."

View Quote "I believe in you, Daddy." ~ Roland (Shoveler's son)

View Quote "I can trick that out with a clam-shell holster. It comes with a leather carrying case. It's got a wadcutter and a full warranty."

View Quote "I don't make anything that's deadly."

View Quote "I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines!"

View Quote "I guess from now on I ride in a wolfpack of one."

View Quote "I guess I'll just have to take my ball and go home."