Night at the Museum quotes

55 total quotes

Ahkmenrah
Cecil Fredericks
Dr. McPhee
Gus

Jedediah
Larry Daley
Moai
Octavius
Teddy Roosevelt

View Quote Actually, I never did any of those things. Teddy Roosevelt did. I was manufactured in a mannequin factory in Pounkeepsie. I never shot a wild beast. I'm not even brave enough to tell that beautiful woman (Sakajewea) I love her. But you (Larry)...you gotta finish the job this time. You can't quit. I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?

View Quote Are you cracking wise?

View Quote Come to work with me tonight. You won't be disappointed.

View Quote Control your young!

View Quote Do the Mayans look happy to you?

View Quote Everything in this museum comes to life at night. It's freakin' awesome!

View Quote Fetch? Play fetch?

View Quote Good lord, Lawrence, why are you slapping a monkey?

View Quote He says he wants to rip you apart.

View Quote It's a big no-can-do, crackerjack!

View Quote Keep a lid on it, butterscotch!

View Quote Listen up, lunch box! Don't try anything funny! I once went ten rounds with (Cecil begins mouthing words annoyedly) John L. Sullivan!

View Quote Manifest Destiny, my man, expand or die!

View Quote Me no dum-dum! YOU dum-dum! You bring me gum-gum?

View Quote Miss Hutman, this is a museum! I cannot tolerate this type of chaos!