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I don't like to brag, but if I appeared to you just as God—how I really am, what I really am—, your mind couldn't grasp it.
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Trust me, like it says on the money.
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It's a policy of mine: I try not to work with more than one saviour at a time.
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I don't do miracles. They're too flashy. And they upset the natural balance. … The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea. That was a beauty.
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I only know what is. Also, I'm very big on what was. On what isn't yet, I haven't got a clue.
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I'll tell ya something never came out: I made Adam seventeen. Eve was fifteen—sixteen, tops. I figured then sixteen, seventeen was middle aged, you know. Who knew people would live so long? Trees I figured had the best chance. Now I realise they were kids—babies. Young people can't fall from my grace; they're my best things. Put that down.
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Jesus was my son. Buddha was my son. Muhammad, Moses, you, the man who said there was no room at the inn was my son.
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Put down that man—and women persons—their existence means exactly and precisely, not more, not one tiny bit less, just what they think it means, and what I think doesn't count at all.
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See also: meaning of life.
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If you find it hard to believe in me, maybe it would help you to know that I believe in you.
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See also: faith.
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I know how hard it is in these times to have faith. But maybe if you could have the faith to start with, maybe the times would change. You could change them. Think about it. Try. And try not to hurt each other. There's been enough of that. It really gets in the way. I'm a God of very few words and Jerry's already given you mine. However hopeless, helpless, mixed up and scary it all gets, it can work.