Old School quotes

102 total quotes

Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard
Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor
Mitch Martin
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View Quote Blue, do you understand I dont want you to die here tonight?

View Quote Blue, YOU'RE MY BOY!!!

View Quote Columbus wasn't exactly looking for America, but that seemed to work out for everyone.

View Quote Denver? The sunshine state? Gorgeous!

View Quote Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.

View Quote Don't say sorry to me. You let down Frank. You let down me. Most importantly you let down Max. And right about now I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why I take time out of my schedule to help you get over... [to Max] Max can you earmuff it for me? [to Mitch] That whore you dated.

View Quote Don't worry. The pledges will clean it up.

View Quote Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single, he's broke, and has second degree burns all over his body. And I see a spark in his eye that I haven't seen in fifteen years.

View Quote Good luck to everybody. Nice to know you all and I'll see you around campus.

View Quote Guys this is a very special occasion. The Godfather himself has decided to grace us with his presence. This is his damn house. He sleeps twenty feet away.

View Quote He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But that's neither here nor there.

View Quote He's playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed.

View Quote I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie? Touch my pa pa

View Quote I know a really good sand guy.

View Quote I'd like to welcome you all to the Mitch Martin Freedom Festival. Now for those of you who don't know who Mitch Martin is, he's the very successful, very disease-free gentleman standing by the mini bar. Now, courtesy of Speaker City, which is slashing prices on everything from beepers to DVD players, give a warm Harrison welcome to my pal and your favorite, Snoop Dogg.