Old School quotes

102 total quotes

Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard
Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor
Mitch Martin
Multiple Characters

View Quote I'm back! [Kicks a woman's shopping cart.] You know it!

View Quote I'm so cold...I think I see Blue! He looks glorious.

View Quote In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski.

View Quote Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.

View Quote Mitch is a laywer, buddy. He'll find a way out for us.

View Quote No it's cool man, bring your green hat! We're going streaking!

View Quote No, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool...bring-bring your green hat, let's go! [at the same party, to one of Snoop's entourage wearing a green hat]

View Quote No. That's a piece of crap. What? We stopped selling that six months ago. Lotta Complaints, nice gesture though, I think.

View Quote Oh, that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face. It stings. And that is now why I have a lazy eye.

View Quote Ok ladies, the secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of ten years or some hot sailor you met at TGI Fridays, who didn't call me back..

View Quote Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.

View Quote SNOOP!! SNOOP-A-LOOP!!! [upon seeing rapper Snoop Dogg perform at the fraternity party]

View Quote That party that we had last night has given us a lot of street cred.

View Quote That's how you do it. That's how you debate.

View Quote This is my house. I live here, Beanie. I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college.