Old School quotes
102 total quotesBernard 'Beanie' Campbell
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard
Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor
Mitch Martin
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True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
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Well, why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.
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What about Mitch here? He saw the wheels come off his life, guys. His whole world crumbled. Now he's the Godfather.
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What are you doing? You're like Romulus sucking on the tit of the Motherwolf. If you know your Greek mythology.
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What we need to do is throw a big kick off, kick ass party.
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When I get back I'm going to show you something I like to call crouching tiger, hidden penis. [takes a drink of the water] You know I really liked that movie, 'cause of all the flying and the magic.
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Who's hungry? Who's hungry?
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Yeah, that's it. I got a student alt rock band coming on next. Mitch, I own six speaker cities. I am worth three a half million dollars that the government knows about, and I can barely read. I can't. I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert. You think I'm gonna roll out this type of red carpet for a ****ing marching band? Just make sure you can see the stage.
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You can use a little teeth but we don't want to be a biter. Now ladies these carrots are not gonna ejaculate themselves. Get into it!
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You know I was thinking we could go back home...have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD...no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.
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You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with nineteen year old girls everyday?
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You're the lady, Marissa! High five.