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You know what I like about you, Dinkleman? You're always there when I need ya! And don't worry, we're gonna have a blast tomorrow! This'll be the best guys' trip ever! You'll see.
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[About Elliot, who yelled at him for showing up] That is one seriously messed-up deer!
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[Arriving at the Timberline National Forest] This must be the place: Bearvana!
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[Being chased by Bob and Bobbie, who think that he's Bigfoot] Aaaaaahhhh!
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[During the rabbit fight] You're out. [Sing-song voice] Gotcha! You're out!
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[Noticing Boog's fur, thinking he's Doug] Why is fur dark? [Points]
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[Pointing] Uncle Boog is right there!
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[Posing as Boog; to the wilds] Yeah, it was rough all right. That's why I look terrible and my voice sounds like caca! Now why don't y'all run along and fetch me some goodies?
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[Running away from the Maslova Family Circus; to Boog] See ya tomorrow night!
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[Sing-song voice] They'll never find me here!
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[Talking to Elliot before she leaves to see her mother] And make sure to apologize to Boog when he gets back. Okay?
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[Teasing Elvis with the cutthroat gesture] Mom's gonna kill you!
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[To a crying Elliot] And you're not a complete failure. You're our dad. We love you no matter what.
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[To Boog, who was watching her dance] What are you looking at?!
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[To Doug] Boog would never yell like that, especially at fawns! So who are you?!