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Open Season quotes

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Boog
Elliot




View Quote [Singing to the tune of "The Teddy Bear's Picnic"] Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who was constantly having to pee/One day, the elf could take no more/So he went and banged on the rude dwarf's door/And what do you know, they suddenly both were married.
View Quote [Stumbles into his garage and sees Dinkleman staring from his bed] What are you lookin' at? I told you not to wait up! [does a tired growl]
View Quote [Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head] I come in peace.
View Quote Coming this fall.
View Quote I'm not workin' with this guy.
View Quote Not this fall, baby. The fall after this fall.
View Quote Oh, got it. Coming not this fall.
View Quote The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my lady. Smooth and creamy. So bad I shouldn't. Yet I will.
View Quote Then you say it.
View Quote This here is my home.
View Quote When I'm a bear rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't goin' down without a fight!