[Kevin's birthday. A stripper comes to Buckman residence] Stripper : So what is the name of the birthday boy? I will paint his name on my breasts. Karen : What in the world? Gil : We did not order any stripper! We hired Cowboy Dan. Stripper : Is that so, let me call my boss. Stripper uses phone to call boss, then hangs up Stripper : Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. My boss screwed up our assignments. I was supposed to do that birthday party at the Army base, but my boss sent Cowboy Dan there. Karen : Then have him come here. Stripper : There's a problem, you see, the soldiers got the wrong idea and beat up Cowboy Dan really good. He is in the hospital. Kevin : Cowboy Dan is not here? All the kids will hate me! Gil : Kevin, pull yourself together! A cowboy is coming.

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