Saul quotes
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What's down there, a ****ing Rancor?
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[as he is just about to punch Carol in the face] You're in the jungle now, Baby!
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[About to fire his gun at Carol] **** THE POLICE!
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When my foot was in the hole – and my groin – man, I felt like a wishbone.
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[Saul talking to Red on the phone] Well be careful, man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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"[While hitch-hiking]" Hey look, it's like my thumb is my ****.
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Holy ****!
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I'm gonna ****ing become a civil engineer. Design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take shits.
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[listening to Dale's job description] Butler? Chauffeur? Shine shoes? In process. Subpoenas. Disguises.
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[after Dale attempts to inform him he saw a murder] A cop, a lady, and a guy man that's like a massacre.You saw that?
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[referencing Pineapple Express] It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn. With like a bomb.
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He's a ****ing linger-er, you know what I mean, man? He just lingers.
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[referencing Pineapple Express] My friend, this is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush i had, and they had a baby... And then meanwhile, that crazy Northern Lights stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby... And by some miracle, those two babies met and ****ed; this would be the shit they birthed.
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I'm done with the woods, man. Let's go.
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I thought hurricane season was over.
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Wait...what do you mean it's dead?
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**** Jeff Goldblum, man.
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Hands down the ****en dopest dope I've ever smoked.
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We are BFFFs, best ****ing friends forever!
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The car committed suicide because of your face.
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[Describing how to smoke a cross joint] What you do... is you light all three ends at the same, and the smoke converges, creating a "trifecta" of joint-smoking power. This is it, man. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking. Future, the future.
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"(on phone with Red) Now listen, I'm gonna come by. I gotta lay some shit on you. There is a fly in the ointment. Shit has hit the fan. The lion will speak."
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Bitch , Aint got no time for that.
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Gotcha bitch.