(while Dale and Saul are visiting Red)
Dale: Dudes, seriously. We came here for a reason. (to Saul) Just ask him.
Red: (while frosting a cake) Chill, dude, chill. I'm boiling some eggs over here...
Dale: That's great. Just--
Red: We got a lot of time to hang out, I'm making a ****ing cake.
Dale: No shit. (to Saul) Just ask him, man.
Saul: Can I have a piece of that?
Dale: What are you doing? Don't ask for a piece.
Saul: (to Red) I can't have a piece of that?
Red: (is almost done frosting the cake) No, you cannot have a piece, this is private. You know what today is?
Saul: Tuesday.
Red: This is my cat's birthday today.
Dale: I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. Did you let it out by accident?
Red: No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now who's the funny guy, huh?
Dale: Sorry.
Red: All right? Today is his birthday, and it is a tradition that on his birthday, I get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of, uh, dessert.
Saul: Don't worry, bro, your cat's going to Heaven.
Red: Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to Heaven. He was a little ****er. He could've gone to Hell.
Red: (while frosting a cake) Chill, dude, chill. I'm boiling some eggs over here...
Dale: That's great. Just--
Red: We got a lot of time to hang out, I'm making a ****ing cake.
Dale: No shit. (to Saul) Just ask him, man.
Saul: Can I have a piece of that?
Dale: What are you doing? Don't ask for a piece.
Saul: (to Red) I can't have a piece of that?
Red: (is almost done frosting the cake) No, you cannot have a piece, this is private. You know what today is?
Saul: Tuesday.
Red: This is my cat's birthday today.
Dale: I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. Did you let it out by accident?
Red: No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now who's the funny guy, huh?
Dale: Sorry.
Red: All right? Today is his birthday, and it is a tradition that on his birthday, I get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of, uh, dessert.
Saul: Don't worry, bro, your cat's going to Heaven.
Red: Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to Heaven. He was a little ****er. He could've gone to Hell.
(while Dale and Saul are visiting Red)
Dale : Dudes, seriously. We came here for a reason. (to Saul) Just ask him.
Red : (while frosting a cake) Chill, dude, chill. I'm boiling some eggs over here...
Dale : That's great. Just--
Red : We got a lot of time to hang out, I'm making a ****ing cake.
Dale : No shit. (to Saul) Just ask him, man.
Saul : Can I have a piece of that?
Dale : What are you doing? Don't ask for a piece.
Saul : (to Red) I can't have a piece of that?
Red : (is almost done frosting the cake) No, you cannot have a piece, this is private. You know what today is?
Saul : Tuesday.
Red : This is my cat's birthday today.
Dale : I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. Did you let it out by accident?
Red : No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now who's the funny guy, huh?
Dale : Sorry.
Red : All right? Today is his birthday, and it is a tradition that on his birthday, I get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of, uh, dessert.
Saul : Don't worry, bro, your cat's going to Heaven.
Red : Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to Heaven. He was a little ****er. He could've gone to Hell.
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