Pink Flamingos quotes
26 total quotesConnie Marble
Crackers
Divine/Babs Johnson
Multiple Characters
Narrator
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How can a couch be out of order?!
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I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone, my kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into.
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I haven't fallen in love for three whole days!
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Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live. Nobody!
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Oh I love you Raymond. I love you more than anything in this whole world! I love you even more than my own filthiness! More than my hair color! More than the sound of bones breaking! The sounds of death rattles! Even more than my own SHIT do I love you, Raymond!
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Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a BOWEL MOVEMENT!
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The next package you bring me is getting shoved right up your little ass, can you comprehend that?!
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This beautiful mobile home you see before you is the current hideout of the notorious beauty Divine, the filthiest person alive!
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We'll see who's the filthiest person alive! We'll JUST SEE!
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You know who I am, bitch! I'm the filthiest person alive, that's who I am!
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[after Raymond exposes himself to a transsexual in the park, and, shocked, runs away] That is not the only shock you have before you, Raymond Marble, because at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ass hole!